This is part one of a weekly comedic and unlikely tale of the trials and tribulations of a non league football club. As Denham Phoenix FC hurtles into the National Non-League pyramid, Greg Lyons must face the truth he’s avoided for years, Big Mal can’t carry the club any further. by Chris Harris Life was … Continue reading Inside Denham Phoenix FC: A Fantasy Weekly Non-League Football Soap — Part 1: What Century Did He Die In?
Month: January 2026
How the FA Cup Lost Its Way — and How Crystal Palace FC May Have Saved It
by Chris Harris 'We're the lads from Macc....' When a Dream Come True Suddenly Felt Like a Nightmare If you’d said to any Crystal Palace supporter at the beginning of last season that Palace were going to win the FA Cup, we’d have bitten your hand off. After all, this club with its history, heart … Continue reading How the FA Cup Lost Its Way — and How Crystal Palace FC May Have Saved It
Lewes FC: A Football Club From Brewery Town Who Couldn’t Run a Piss Up in One. Pt 1 The Replica Kit Launch Debacle.
by Chris Harris This is the first in a series highlighting the comedic goings on (gags!) at Lewes FC. Only Lewes Football Club could make a complete hash of launching a 140th anniversary replica kit. Non league football club; are amateur concerns and fuck ups are to be routinely expected, the problem with Lewes FC … Continue reading Lewes FC: A Football Club From Brewery Town Who Couldn’t Run a Piss Up in One. Pt 1 The Replica Kit Launch Debacle.
The Rights of Fans. 