From Shakespearean actors to rock stars, politicians and television celebrities, the green room has witnessed centuries of gossip, nerves, outrageous behaviour and bruised egos. But where did its curious name originate? Discover the fascinating history of this backstage sanctuary, where glamour and human vulnerability meet behind closed doors.
Popular Idioms and Phrases: The Full Monty: From a Full English Breakfast to Full Frontal Nudity
From a cholesterol-laden Full English breakfast to unemployed Sheffield steelworkers stripping naked, few expressions are as wonderfully British as ‘the full monty’. But where did it originate? Field Marshal Montgomery, a famous tailoring empire or something altogether different? Discover the curious history of three words that conquered the world.
Tricks of the Vintage Trade No 1: How to Stop Sticking Drawers
Sticking drawers can turn a simple morning routine into a wrestling match. But the solution might already be sitting in your kitchen cupboard. Drawing on decades of experience selling vintage furniture, here's a remarkably quick, inexpensive trick using ordinary olive oil that could have those troublesome drawers sliding smoothly again.
Quick Reads: The Clash, Cheat, The Villains of Hackney and the Price of Honesty
In 1970s Hackney, a young father struggles to support his family while working in a pub riddled with corruption. Surrounded by thieves, he clings to his principles until desperation presents an extraordinary opportunity. With £25,000 within reach, he must decide whether honesty is a virtue he can still afford.
Quick Reads: The Narcissist and the School Drop-Off!
Make both our days by buying a copy of my book! Something About England: Amazon.co.uk: Harris, Mr Christopher, Turner, Louise: 9798181129351: Books Welcome to Denham, a fictitious Sussex village where behind respectable doors, well-tended gardens and familiar faces, things have a habit of going badly wrong. Obsession, ambition, deception, jealousy and petty rivalry run through this collection of tragi-comical and satirical short stories. From poltergeists and lottery winners to cricket club feuds and environmental disasters, ordinary people embark on discovering just how quickly an ordinary life can unravel into an extraordinary mess. Darkly funny, occasionally poignant and populated by characters who are rarely quite what they seem, these stories explore the peculiarities of Middle England, and the uncomfortable territory between respectability and ruin.
The Clash – Cheat: Fifty Years Later, Are Young People Still Fighting the Same Battles?
Nearly fifty years after The Clash recorded Cheat, its cynical message about inequality, dishonesty and getting ahead remains remarkably relevant. As young Europeans protest over housing, education and opportunities, this forgotten punk classic raises an uncomfortable question: has society really progressed, or are we still fighting the same battles?
About The Ford Cortina & Ten Things You Might Not Know About Britain’s Favourite Family Car
From The Clash's Janie Jones to memories of Uncle Ron's white Ford Cortina, a nostalgic journey through Britain's favourite family car. Ten fascinating facts about the Cortina, its remarkable history, racing success and the car that defined a generation.
The Antique Dealers Guide to Using ChatGPT. The Humbling Confessions of Ineptitude of an AI Superpower.
ChatGPT is an extraordinarily useful tool for antique dealers, but its enthusiasm for selling furniture sometimes overrides an inconvenient detail: the truth. After hundreds of listings, I finally asked the AI monster why it keeps overlooking defects. Its confession was revealing.
Brutalist Furniture: The Retro Style That Went From Unfashionable to Cool Again
by Chris Harris And now, somehow, it has become cool again. Not just fashionable, but genuinely desirable. The sort of furniture interior designers place carefully inside minimalist million-pound homes and describe with words like “architectural”, “monastic” and “sculptural”, which is a very elegant way of saying “it looks like it could survive a direct hit … Continue reading Brutalist Furniture: The Retro Style That Went From Unfashionable to Cool Again
Short Story: Is This Available? The Facebook Marketplace Buyer from Hell.
A Facebook Marketplace furniture sale turns into a nightmare when a charming buyer claims woodworm. Isaac discovers a scam far bigger than he imagined.
Short Story: The Green Room and How to Bring Down a Government Policy in Twenty Minutes
A government minister prepares to defend controversial welfare reforms on television. But an unexpected conversation in the green room threatens to change everything that evening.
Missing in Action: The BBC, Reform UK and the Curious Case of the Missing Investigative Journalists
Why is it that Channel 4 and ITV are doing the BBC's dirty work when it comes to holding Nigel Farage and Reform UK to account?










