Lewes FC Adopt The P***ing In The Wind Economic Strategy. Accounts 2021/22

‘Makin’ the same mistakes we swear we’ll never make again

Pissin’ in the wind’

Jerry Jeff Walker ‘ Pissin’ in the Wind ’

13 years ago Eddie Ramsden and Charlie Dobres spear-headed the supposed transformation of Lewes FC from a football club in financial difficulty to a self-sustained Community Football Club. Through implication the previous owner was dissed for financial overreach and the general theme of how stupid it was for football clubs to overspend in search of promised lands. They adopted the mantra of ‘At Lewes FC we like to do things differently’….no return to boom and bust!

At the Lewes FC fanzine we repeatedly bought to people’s attention that this was simply not happening. We were roundly chastised for pooping the great new Community Club party. The club were simply failing to get near to the goal of being self-sustained or follow standard procedure to build a proper self-sustained community club. The fanzine huffed and puffed about it but apparently were always wrong. We were not of course but it easy for people at the club to spout bullshit excuses for their poor financial governance with how the figures are not representative of blah blah blah when you cannot be held to account for those financial figures sometimes 18 months when accounts are published. By which time of course memories have faded and interest lost.

The previous regime, under property developer and builder Martin Elliot, did overspend his own money. It is estimated up to £400,000 pa, an enormous amount for a non-league club. His business hit rocky waters and despite, again bullshit, repeatedly put about at Lewes FC that we were nearly bankrupt, he steered the club safely through turbulent waters to community ownership. I knew what was happening financially during these times as I sat on the Supporters Trust and we were kept up to speed on the supposed precarious situation. Precarious? He turned down big bucks from Kingspan to take over the club as they ‘were not the right fit’ and let it go to community ownership for £1. Precarious? Really important to remember this when that old whiff of bullshit from those currently at the helm of nearly going out of business is put about.

For the record Martin Elliot took us to the National Conference and built and paid for our wonderful stadium, one of the best in non-league football and was undone by the Economic Crash.

12 years into community ownership and the 2021/22 accounts have just been published, they show Eddie Ramsden, yup one of the preachers of how football clubs should be self-sustained bank rolled our tiny club to the tune of £600,000. More than Elliot ever did.

‘Makin’ the same mistakes we swear we’ll never make again

Pissin’ in the wind’

Jerry Jeff Walker ‘ Pissin’ in the Wind ’

So how have we gone from trying to be self-sustained to huge operating losses?

The business model we are following is ‘build it and they will come.’ It is a model based on a film, a fantasy film. A de facto trickle-down economics based on a punt and overplaying our hand. The hope is that if we set up this new-fangled Equality FC ground breaking football club everyone will want to throw sponsorship money and become members to pay for it. This means huge investment in service and support staff to build the inner economy to be able to facilitate the supposed business   model. In the interim the Board have eschewed the difficult parts of building a self-sustained community club, catering, community links etc and have taken a punt on doing it the ‘smart’ way through marketing, branding to bring in the money. The often mentioned doing it the ‘smart’ way is a terminology often bandied about at Lewes FC that generally is not smart at all.

So basically within a few years if the sponsorship money does not come in the whole thing will collapse like a pack of cards. The Board are seemingly oblivious to the ramifications of the huge financial commitments they have taken on and the huge cost of our women’s set up. Lewes FC Women’s existence at the top table is exclusively dependent on the licence arrangements with the Women’s FA. Next year they could say the licence is dependent on having a home capacity of 5000. We are out of the top tiers than and all the money we get from the Women’s FA, Barclays and other sponsorship and TV deals will see us go bust.

Sponsorship may come in and save the day. But more than likely it won’t. Either way we have no grip on our own destiny financially and are taking an economic punt, pissing in the wind.

I have subsequently published this blog about how we can begin to sort out our finances.

Lewes FC ‘Austerity’ Measure Over Entrance Costs Is Both Wrong & Leaves A Sour Taste in the Mouth

Chris Harris argues using any opportunity to extract money from fans is both wrong, counter productive and greedy.

greedy-eyesIt should have been an exciting fixture for Lewes FC. A match at home November 7th versus Brighton and Hove Albion under 23’s in the Sussex Senior Cup. Brighton and Hove Albion are the current champions of Sussex. Their 14th title.

The cost to get into the world class Amex stadium for the final in May this year was £10.

It is a meaningless cup, unloved, but a competition all clubs must enter, hence £10 for the final.

 So why the hell are Lewes a few months later in the same competition charging £12 for a knock out match? £12 is the entrance fee for our current successful league campaign. £12 for a meaningless competition is disgraceful. The lay person view is that maybe £6 would be a just entrance fee. Throw in as well, the Board managed to cock up the concessions, now rectified, but charged £8.00 concessions !

 As ever when there is a prospect of a windfall, Lewes FC are keen to maximise income. But is that fair enough, we are a cash strapped community club after all ? Or is it pure greed and a slap in the face to the ‘community’ membership who have stuck through some rough times and frankly could do with a pat on the back for loyalty. Surely getting Brighton should be considered a ‘touch’ or ‘a spot of luck’ not an excuse for the Board to greedily extract as much as they can for the supporters.

Let us remember the Board through benefactors on our Board are managing to throw maybe £100,000 at their pet project, the women’s initiative. But a nice evening out is seen as an opportunist moment to screw as much money out of the supporter. Many of whom are rightly miffed at this and will not bother turning up. I certainly won’t be ripped off and will not attend.

 Hilariously, possibly realising the stupid blunder the Board justified it by saying we would be putting out our strongest team. Talking about breath taking arrogance and insulting the intelligence of Lewes supporters releasing the sort of statement you expect from a top Premiership club referring to the Coca Cola or whatever it is now cup. Talk about getting way too big for your boots.

 Maybe the Board could consider other methods of getting themselves out of the financial mess they have got the club into. They have admitted they have not got a clue how to make the catering a viable lucrative income stream, so hey Board why not spend some time solving the puzzle of the catering to increase revenue rather that act like the Tories and just burden the public with more expenses.

 It merely confirms we have a Board who are excellent at some things but really struggle to understand the basic concept of ‘community’ ownership i.e work with us don’t penalise us for supporting our club.

 Some members of the Board have accepted in private that they have lost the town. No surprise with low grade, opportunist and peevish cash grabs like this. It shows a board bereft of ideas to breech the gap between their spend thrift operating costs and lacklustre income streams. Chiselling away at the losses like this achieves nothing other alienating than supporters form the community project.

Lewes FC Join The National Allotment Society Eyeing More Magic Money Trees

20181027_155814Lewes FC today announced another of their ‘game changing’ ‘smart’ ideas.

They have struck a deal with Lewes District Council to convert the Mountfield Road grass bank into an allotment.

A board spokesman explained. ‘It’s not as mad as it seems, strict rules have to be adhered to as the Dripping Pan stadium is a national football monument. As the grass bank along the Mountfield Road is a listed bank we have had to seek permission to grow some more magic money trees as our mismanagement has seen our operating profits soar and income stagnate. The grass bank is ideal a sit is south facing. Obviously we will not turn it into an allotment. The council initially refused but we found a loop hole that stated if we became members of the National Allotment Society we would be able to plant two magic money trees in a listed area of national interest. So needs must’

We have involved the local community and the local primary schools voted to name the magic money trees Charlie and Eddie. Charlie is a mixed gender name so this fits in with our gender parity stance.

Asked who was funding the trees the spokesman tersely replied. ’In the normal spirit of transparency we are renowned for at Lewes FC….OH ! is that the time ….. must dash.’

It is thought the club are currently looking for sponsors for the project but none we understand have been forthcoming.